Thursday, July 08, 2004
Oh no you don't!
On this note, we are welcoming our first 50 - yes, 50! - customers onto the FFIS!* We hope that this will become a long and lucrative relationship, lucrative being the more important of the two I'd say but who knows? DCM's pay has been withdrawn for a short time** while he is disciplined*** for his blatant misuse of company funds****.
*The "co-erced at gunpoint" detail is unimportant at this time. If you think otherwise, take it up with our crack team of armed lawyers.
**2 years
***With 7-foot electrified, sharpened, poisoned sticks
****Yes, we DO have funds, damn you!
On this note, we are welcoming our first 50 - yes, 50! - customers onto the FFIS!* We hope that this will become a long and lucrative relationship, lucrative being the more important of the two I'd say but who knows? DCM's pay has been withdrawn for a short time** while he is disciplined*** for his blatant misuse of company funds****.
*The "co-erced at gunpoint" detail is unimportant at this time. If you think otherwise, take it up with our crack team of armed lawyers.
**2 years
***With 7-foot electrified, sharpened, poisoned sticks
****Yes, we DO have funds, damn you!
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Well, just a minor update. We don't do major ones, as you may have noticed.
Our grand total of customers now stands at the massive 0. Zero. The fantastic security, speed and reliability of our network has drawn no-one to its warm embrace. Frankly, I'm annoyed. So annoyed I'm going to drown my sorrows in drink, using the company funds. At least, if there were any, I would.
So, If you love us, email. Send us money. We want drink.
Our grand total of customers now stands at the massive 0. Zero. The fantastic security, speed and reliability of our network has drawn no-one to its warm embrace. Frankly, I'm annoyed. So annoyed I'm going to drown my sorrows in drink, using the company funds. At least, if there were any, I would.
So, If you love us, email. Send us money. We want drink.
